kill ya’ self, bitch.
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
omfg, lol
ohhh baby baby, ba-baby baby -salt n’ pepper quote
Hail Hitler, the most fab nazi dictator eveeeeeeeeeeeer giiirl~!
Awww, this melts my heart.
Watched someone get roundhouse kicked in the face today, life complete.
