Got a nice beard and everything going on there sir, carry on.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
Me:*running food around to customers at a fast pace since the place is packed*
Kevin: ANDALE ANDALE!
Me:*goes up to Kevin* Andale sucking these nuts, kill ya self.
Kevin: I’ll mark killing myself on my calender for next week, this week is pretty packed.
